Thursday, April 5, 2012

6 things that have made me laugh

Seriously? I wonder what he thought after he was told about his giant glowing penis...


This.... needs no words.

Stupidity of some reptiles...

Well...



We need to get this sign in my school....

Okay.... this is fucking nasty...

You know this post is meant for you if:

1) you still wear sillybands because you still think they are cool
2) you currently wear a best friend bracelete (you know who you are)
3) you have ever thought about getting high off of sharpie
4) you have read this post because you have nothing better to do
5) you spend most of your time on the internet
6) you sit in your underwear in the dark eating Cheetos and playing games
7) you have realized this post is just a bunch of bullshit
8) you continue to read it anyway
9) you currently became friends with the person you like....
and finally...
10) If you are as messed up as i am.... then this post was meant for you.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Topic Of The Day: Dumbass People Lying About Dating Someone.

My high school is typical. Has the "popular" people and the "unpopular" people, the "hoes", "sluts", and "whores" and the drama associated with normal high school.
But lately something has been happening that i, along with a few others, have found quite entertaining. Hilarious even.
There are these two people on my bus. Let's call them, Kelsey and Dylan. Kelsey is 12, and in the 6th grade. Dylan, is about 15 or so and in the 9th grade. These two are in a relationship together. I know, i know. Most people are probably like, "age is just a number...blah blah blah." But in this case, the age difference is pretty ridiculous. Think of it this way, i am about Dylan's age and my younger sister is about Kelsey's age. Now do you see my point? Its kinda gross. 6th grader and 9th grader? Well, i think its gross.

In addition to that, Kelsey and Dylan hide their relationship from everyone. lying and saying that they aren't together. This is funny considering what was seen online.
I'm sure you've heard of facebook right? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?!? you better google that shit right now.
Anyway, on facebook, Kelsey was saying "I'm so glad my mom let be date him and he's so amazing and i love you Dylan... and blah blah blah." If this is the case, then why would they have to hide their relationship from everyone? Doesn't make sense right?

What do you think?

Should this be allowed? Should it not?
Does age matter to you?
Don't you think i is a little weird that she says that on facebook but then they bother lie to everyone and say that they aren't together.?
Comment with whatever is on your mind.
Bitch at me, whatever pleases you. I love my haters. :)