You know this post is meant for you if:

1) you still wear sillybands because you still think they are cool
2) you currently wear a best friend bracelete (you know who you are)
3) you have ever thought about getting high off of sharpie
4) you have read this post because you have nothing better to do
5) you spend most of your time on the internet
6) you sit in your underwear in the dark eating Cheetos and playing games
7) you have realized this post is just a bunch of bullshit
8) you continue to read it anyway
9) you currently became friends with the person you like....
and finally...
10) If you are as messed up as i am.... then this post was meant for you.